NOT ME! Monday

It's Monday! If you want to join the fun and have your chance at brutal honesty, visit MckMama's blog and tell us what you did not do this week!

This is not my first Not Me! Monday entry since my 3 week break from blogging, and I am not super stoked to be back in action! I did not terribly miss telling you all what I did not do throughout my week!

I did not finally start our Christmas shopping this weekend, and spend over $300, only finishing FOUR people on our list out of SIXTEEN! Nope, not three.hundred.dollars on only FOUR people, with TWELVE still left to buy for. No way!

I am not starting to think I despise Christmas because of how costly it is. Together Hubby and I do not have 2 children, 3 parents, 5 siblings, and 6 nieces and nephews to buy gifts for. Nope, not us!

I have not been dead tired this week from waking up at all hours of the night with a screaming, teething 15 month old. Baby Tylenol and Orajel have not been a best friend to us at 3 in the morning these past few nights.

I have not been saying for months I am going to take away my poor baby's binky, but haven't even tried doing so, because she is not outrageously attached to the thing and it certainly isn't where she finds comfort. I am not starting to think I am a bad Mom for letting her have it at 15+ months old!

My son did not take off his diaper earlier while I went out to the car really fast. When I walked in the door he did not have poop all over his hands and on the floor. And his sister most definitely did not get it on her hands and legs from picking the diaper up and deciding to play with it. Yuck! That would be just disgusting and make me want to vomit. My kids would never! And because that did in fact, not happen, they did not spend a large amount of time being scrubbed in the bath while I said "Eww, nasty babies. You don't take off your diaper and play in poop!"

It is not 1:30am right now and I am not awake due to the fact that my son fought going to sleep until about 30 minutes ago. He sure didn't. He did not take a late nap and decide he was just going to go ni-night whenever he felt like it. Because he is not the boss around here! I am not extremely tired and secretly hoping the kids will sleep in tomorrow so Mama can, too!

I am not going to go to bed now!
Happy Monday! :0)